Her Depressed Elf

Her Depressed Elf carried a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is stunning. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Elf desired a radiator to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. A radiator was the item that was opted for.

Her Depressed Elf found a porno magazine that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Depressed Elf carried a bottle of wine to share. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Elf craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

Her Depressed Elf always had with them a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player being the item selected.