Troubled Elf

Troubled Elf looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Troubled Elf desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally annihilate It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Troubled Elf desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Troubled Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Troubled Elf found a pencil sharpener to worship. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Troubled Elf needed a lava lamp that they would eat. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to select.