Fat Elf

Fat Elf had a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

Fat Elf often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

Fat Elf found a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Fat Elf desperately craved for a teapot that they would break. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Fat Elf found a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. A computer of all things.

Fat Elf craved for a mug that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.