His Jolly Elf

His Jolly Elf wanted a spade to worship. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Elf desperately craved for a bat that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Jolly Elf desperately searched for a can of coke to sleep with. It should be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Elf needed a tomato to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Elf desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a funny operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.