The Hungry Elf

The Hungry Elf desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf needed a block of cheese that they would often worship. It would have been an original idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf always kept a chocolate bar to experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Elf desired a computer that they would break. This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf found a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Elf owned a computer that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.