Her Yellow Elf

Her Yellow Elf desired a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

Her Yellow Elf carried a stretchman that they would often demolish. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Her Yellow Elf always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Her Yellow Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Yellow Elf always carried a piece of paper that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Her Yellow Elf often carried a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.