Her Adventurous Elf

Her Adventurous Elf wanted a spade to eat. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.

Her Adventurous Elf always carried a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Elf owned a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Adventurous Elf desired a hat to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Elf searched for a ball that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

Her Adventurous Elf always had with them a cucumber that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.