Gentle Elf

Gentle Elf looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Gentle Elf often carried a teapot that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Gentle Elf desperately looked for a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Gentle Elf desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Elf desperately wanted a cup to put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A cup being the chosen item.

Gentle Elf carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A can of coke was the item that was chosen.