The Jolly Elf

The Jolly Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Elf desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often eat. It should be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Elf often carried a set square to hug. It is an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

The Jolly Elf desperately craved for a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Jolly Elf always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Elf wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.