My Colourful Elf

My Colourful Elf owned a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Elf had a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Elf desired a spade that they would sometimes share. It would have been an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A spade is the item to select.

My Colourful Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It was an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Colourful Elf found a computer that they would often share. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.