Her Exceptional Elf

Her Exceptional Elf often carried a vibrator to experiment on. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Elf needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Her Exceptional Elf desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Her Exceptional Elf always kept a melon that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to demolish. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.