My Cute Elf

My Cute Elf needed a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a strange thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Cute Elf desperately craved for a bottle of wine to demolish. It is a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

My Cute Elf desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Cute Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

My Cute Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

My Cute Elf desperately searched for a ball to sit and look at. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.