The Bewildered Elf

The Bewildered Elf often carried a bag of flour that they liked to put on his head. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Elf always had with them a bat to put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elf desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elf had a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Elf always kept a CD player that they would experiment on. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player being the item opted for.