His Angry Elf

His Angry Elf found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Angry Elf searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Angry Elf searched for a wig that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Angry Elf wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Elf always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

His Angry Elf carried a sword to experiment on. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.