Their Ugly Elf

Their Ugly Elf had a painting of a melon to share. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Ugly Elf always carried a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It was an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Their Ugly Elf needed a sack of potatoes to break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Elf wanted a cup that they would occasionally play with. It is a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

Their Ugly Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Elf often carried a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.