Weary Elf

Weary Elf had a rubber chicken that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Weary Elf desperately searched for a tomato to smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Weary Elf always carried a bat that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. A bat would be the item that was selected.

Weary Elf always kept a dildo that they would occasionally break. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Weary Elf always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

Weary Elf found a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.