A Unusual Elf

A Unusual Elf desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to opt for.

A Unusual Elf always had with them a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A helmet is the thing to choose.

A Unusual Elf often carried a pen that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

A Unusual Elf found a ball to drop. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Elf always carried a pint of cider to rub on his belly. This is certainly a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Elf looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.