The Crazy Elf

The Crazy Elf craved for a radiator that they sometimes share. It should be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Elf often carried a condom that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

The Crazy Elf often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Crazy Elf desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was stunning. A pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Crazy Elf often carried a dildo that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Elf desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.