Their Confused Elf

Their Confused Elf carried a melon to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Elf desperately looked for a porno magazine to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Confused Elf needed a sponge that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Confused Elf desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a ball being the item opted for.

Their Confused Elf found a hat to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Elf always had with them a melon that they would embrace. It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.