The Crazy Fish

The Crazy Fish desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Crazy Fish needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Fish often carried a rubber johnny to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Fish searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Fish desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Fish desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.