The Depressed Fish

The Depressed Fish always carried a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Fish always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It was an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Fish had a bat that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Fish desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Fish always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes embrace. It would be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Fish always had with them a set square that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.