The Retarded Fish

The Retarded Fish owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an unusual action, to some, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Retarded Fish desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Fish desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Fish often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Fish desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Retarded Fish looked for a computer that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.