Her Purple Fisherman

Her Purple Fisherman had a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Fisherman had a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Her Purple Fisherman found a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Fisherman desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It was a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Fisherman always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to hug. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Fisherman carried a crown that they would often demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.