Purple Fisherman

Purple Fisherman needed a stapler that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Purple Fisherman owned a sponge that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen item.

Purple Fisherman always carried a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A melon was the thing that was selected.

Purple Fisherman owned a condom that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

Purple Fisherman found a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Purple Fisherman needed a hat to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen item.