His Horny Geek

His Horny Geek searched for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be wonderful. A can of coke being the chosen item.

His Horny Geek craved for a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

His Horny Geek often carried a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Geek found a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

His Horny Geek always had with them a sponge that they would often drop. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Geek always carried a spade that they would put up their bum. This seems a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.