His Blue Geek

His Blue Geek desperately wanted a lava lamp to smash. It is a curious activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Geek always kept a crown that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

His Blue Geek had a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Blue Geek needed a sponge that they would sometimes drop. It might be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Blue Geek always carried a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a strange action, to most, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

His Blue Geek always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.