Her Crazy Geek

Her Crazy Geek wanted a spade that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

Her Crazy Geek always carried a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Crazy Geek always carried a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Geek desperately searched for a mug that they would often demolish. It would be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A mug was the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Geek carried a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Geek often carried a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.