The Colourful Geek

The Colourful Geek always carried a wig that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

The Colourful Geek owned a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Geek desperately searched for a bottle of beer to smash. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Colourful Geek desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Geek had a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Colourful Geek desired a stretchman to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A stretchman would be the item chosen.