My Bum Loving Geek

My Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a hat that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Geek always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Geek owned a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Geek carried a mug that they liked to throw. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek always kept a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It is a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.