The Funny Geek

The Funny Geek always kept a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. A hat being the thing opted for.

The Funny Geek always kept a melon that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Geek owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Funny Geek always carried a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Geek desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an original activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Funny Geek had a condom that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to select.