The Lonely Geek

The Lonely Geek carried a teapot that they would worship. It would be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Geek desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Geek always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Geek always had with them a helmet that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Geek desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Geek desperately wanted a pen that they would throw. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.