A Eccentric Geek

A Eccentric Geek desperately craved for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Geek craved for a vibrator that they would often play with. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Geek desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Geek always had with them a set square that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Geek wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A pint of cider was the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Geek owned a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.