The Fat Geek

The Fat Geek craved for a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Fat Geek craved for a can of coke to worship. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Fat Geek had a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Geek had a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Geek desperately desired a dildo that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

The Fat Geek always carried a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.