The Retarded Geek

The Retarded Geek desperately craved for a tomato that they would experiment on. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be epic. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Geek often carried a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Geek often carried a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. This seems a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Retarded Geek desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Geek always carried a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected it was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Geek searched for a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon having that done to it