The Retarded Geek

The Retarded Geek desperately craved for a melon that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Geek looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater is the item to select.

The Retarded Geek needed a radiator that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Geek carried a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

The Retarded Geek wanted a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Geek had a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.