Her Unusual Geek

Her Unusual Geek desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Her Unusual Geek desired a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be epic. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Unusual Geek needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it was stunning. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Geek always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Geek had a melon that they would often play with. It would have been an astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

Her Unusual Geek always kept a teapot to share. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.