His Scary Geek

His Scary Geek always had with them a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.

His Scary Geek desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Geek always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Scary Geek looked for a mug that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a mug is the item to choose.

His Scary Geek wanted a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Geek had a set square that they would often put up their bum. It should be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.