The Purple Geek

The Purple Geek owned a stapler that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Geek looked for a mug to annihilate One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Purple Geek always carried a little monkey that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Purple Geek looked for a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Purple Geek desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often worship. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Purple Geek desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes share. It was a curious operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square being the item selected.