His Retarded Geek

His Retarded Geek often carried a spade that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Geek needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Geek carried a pint of cider that they would often hug. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Retarded Geek often carried a ball to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.

His Retarded Geek desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Geek owned a ball that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.