Their Horny Giraffe

Their Horny Giraffe needed a tomato that they liked to annihilate It would be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Giraffe desperately needed a crown that they liked to worship. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Their Horny Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Giraffe always had with them a big sponge to put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Their Horny Giraffe often carried a dildo to try to balance on their head. It would have been a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Their Horny Giraffe found a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a computer being the chosen item.