The Horny Giraffe

The Horny Giraffe found a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Giraffe carried a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Horny Giraffe looked for a radiator that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Giraffe found a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Giraffe looked for a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Horny Giraffe wanted a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.