The Green Giraffe

The Green Giraffe often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Green Giraffe carried a can of Tango that they would often demolish. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Green Giraffe often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Green Giraffe craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Green Giraffe desperately wanted a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Green Giraffe desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would experiment on. This seems to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.