The Green Giraffe

The Green Giraffe found a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge having that done to it

The Green Giraffe carried a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

The Green Giraffe owned a cup that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Giraffe looked for a dildo that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Green Giraffe wanted a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Green Giraffe had a porno magazine that they would often share. It was a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.