The Confused Giraffe

The Confused Giraffe desired a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Giraffe wanted a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Confused Giraffe wanted a magic 8 ball to share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Giraffe desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to eat. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Confused Giraffe needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Giraffe always carried a bat that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.