The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a toilet brush that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately wanted a helmet that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Giraffe had a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Giraffe always carried a pint of beer to sleep with. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.