Her Purple Giraffe

Her Purple Giraffe owned a melon that they sometimes worship. It might be a funny idea, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Giraffe had a pen that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an original action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was epic. Strangely, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Giraffe desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Her Purple Giraffe craved for a sack of potatoes to worship. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Purple Giraffe desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Giraffe desperately searched for a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.