Weary Giraffe

Weary Giraffe had a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Weary Giraffe looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Giraffe wanted a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Weary Giraffe desperately desired a helmet to play with. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Weary Giraffe craved for a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Weary Giraffe had a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.