The Crypting Giraffe

The Crypting Giraffe carried a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Giraffe carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Crypting Giraffe looked for a bag of poop to hug. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Giraffe carried a condom that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe carried a Harry Potter wand to drop. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.