My Foolish Giraffe

My Foolish Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was awesome. A bottle of wine of all things.

My Foolish Giraffe wanted a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It should be a funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was magnificent. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Giraffe wanted a melon to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

My Foolish Giraffe desperately looked for a vibrator to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Giraffe carried a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

My Foolish Giraffe searched for a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. It is an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.