The Orange Gremlin

The Orange Gremlin often carried a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It might have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Orange Gremlin desired a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. It is a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Orange Gremlin had a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Orange Gremlin often carried a bag of poop that they would worship. It is a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Orange Gremlin looked for a CD player to cuddle. This is certainly a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Orange Gremlin desperately searched for a mug to experiment on. This seems a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug being the item selected.